Sunday, May 31, 2009

Kuda Ku Lari..



Setelah sekian lama menganggur dan mengabihkan boreh, Encik kuda berjaya mendapat kerja tetap. Beliau kini bekerja di pusat renang Seberang Jaya. Walaupon tak dapat kerja pegawai pakai tali leher namun tetap OK sebab boleh ushar aweks mandi pakai bikini. Ini lah kelebihan beliau yang tidak memilih jenis kerja, asalkan boleh, jalannn...



Acara kawad sebelum masuk kerja.

Bos yang tegas dan garang macam ashkar.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Seranggoon, Singapore, Jln2 tengok Binatang.




Hajat hati nak tangkap arnab kat Singapore. Jadi pegi lah kat Seranggoon North Ave 1 sebab kat situ kira macam pasar lambak pet shops. Bersepah kedai pet shop kat satu kawasan. Malangnya arnab tak banyak pilihan. Yang banyak pilihan ialah burung, anjing dan ikan. Macam2 jenis adaa... tapi kedai burung kedekut tak kasik tangkap gambar. Tak per lain kali carik kat tempat lain sebab ada banyak lagi kawasan yang belum dinodai.


Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Polisi Jualan Haiwan Peliharaan

Semua bakal pembeli perlu membaca dan meneliti polisi jualan berikut bagi mengelak salah faham yang mungkin timbul di masa hadapan. Kami berpendapat adalah lebih elok berterus-terang di peringkat awal, daripada bersalah sangka di kemudian hari. Polisi ini mula berkuatkuasa pada 1 Jun 2009.

1. Semua jualan adalah muktamad dan tidak boleh dikembalikan. Pihak kami memastikan kesemua haiwan adalah didalam keadaan sihat sepenuhnya sebelum dijual kepada pembeli. Namun jika keadaan kesihatan atau perlakuan haiwan tersebut merosot setelah jualan maka pihak kami tidak akan bertanggungjawab ke atas perubahan tersebut. Perubahan tersebut boleh disebabkan oleh penjagaan yang tidak betul oleh pembeli, perubahan persekitaran, pemakanan, tekanan dan sebagainya. Namun jika pihak pembeli dapat membuktikan melalui pengesahan pihak vet bahawa masalah haiwan berpunca dari pihak kami, kami sedia memulangkan kembali wang pembelian.

2. Jika pihak pembeli menghadapi masalah dengan haiwan dan berputus asa untuk memelihara haiwan tersebut, pihak kami sedia menerima kembali haiwan tersebut namun wang pembeli tidak akan dikembalikan.

3. Terdapat jenis-jenis haiwan yang hanya boleh dijual setelah mencapai had umur tertentu sahaja disebabkan proses tumbesaran yang memerlukan penjagaan yang rapi dan penyusuan susu ibu. Jika pihak pembeli berminat, maka pihak pembeli boleh menempah anak-anak haiwan tersebut disertakan setengah dari bayaran penuh sebagai jaminan tempahan.

4. Wang jaminan tempahan tidak akan dikembalikan. Namun jika berlaku kemalangan kepada haiwan tersebut semasa didalam penjagaan pihak kami, haiwan anda akan digantikan dengan haiwan yang lain yang sama tahap kualitinya. Tempoh penggantian bergantung kepada adanya haiwan gantian.

5. Pihak pembeli digalakkan mengambiltahu hal-ehwal berkaitan pemeliharaan haiwan yang hendak dipelihara bagi mengelakkan kesalahan-kesalahan yang tidak disedari dan mungkin menyiksa haiwan peliharaan tersebut.

6. Selain dari yang tertera didalam polisi, segala masalah yang dihadapi boleh diselesaikan melalui perbincangan dan budi bicara.

Harap maklum,
msibfe.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Gejala sosial









TUNGGU.....

Serama A

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Ahli-ahli politik dan penyokong parti msibfe semakin hari semakin bertambah berikutan presidentnya yang adil saksama dan bijaksana.Rakyat jelata yang dibawah naungan parti msibfe hidup dengan aman dan bahagia.Seperti yang anda lihat didalam gambar ini dato seri serama telah pun menyartai parti msibfe semalam.Beliau telah melompat dari parti breeder dan datin seri dari parti pet shop.Dengan kemasukkan dato dan datin seri ini kami yakin parti msibfe akan lebih mantop dan akan berjaya nanti..


Thursday, May 7, 2009

Rumput oh rumput


Malangnyer duduk kat tengah bandar. Rumput pon kena beli. Mahal pulak tu. Kalau duduk kat kampung, main cabut jer kat belakang rumah...

Rumput ni nama dia encik Alfalfa. Orang putih kata, tuan-tuan arnab bagus kedarah Alfalfa atau timothy atau bermuda atau orchard dan segala macam rumput yang tak dak kat Malaysia ni. Rumput-rumput ni kalau nak tanam kat Malaysia pon mampuih la dia nak idup sebab tak serasi dengan iklim belacan. Maka berkoyan-koyan lah mat saleh jual rumput belakang rumah diorang kat orang asia, termasuk aku. Hehehe

Padahal dulu masa aku kecik, bapak aku dok tarah daun dedap (tak tau la apa nama sebenar pokok tu, tapi bapak aku cakap pokok dedap la) kat tepi jalan je. Arnab kitorang masa tu melantak daun dedap tak hengat sampai beranak pinak dari mula 2 ekor sampai berpuluh-puluh ekor. Tok wan aku pulak dok angkut sayur kangkong kat tepi ban. Rumput belakang rumah, apa nama tu.. rumput israel pon diorang melantak sampai tak sedar mak mentua mana satu lalu kat belakang sangkar.

Tu ler pasal.. mat saleh ni marketing diorang hebat. Rumput belakang rumah diorang kaji dan senaraikan kandungan khasiat, jemur pastu kasik packing cantek2, boleh jual sampai ke hujung dunia. Mahaiii tuu... apa nak buat, duduk kat Bangsar ni nak cabut rumput kat mana?

(Posted by Laqyooi)

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Another COntroversial Posting... Rabbit Porn!

Fuzzy Lop in the making...


Tak lama lagi bertambahlah kaum kerabat.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

About Jerboa


Animal Description: The Jerboa stands out as both a playful and social companion, which is small, easy to feed, and fun to watch. Jerboas are quite popular as pets in Europe.Found in a variety of habitats in both Africa and Asia, Jerboa are small rodents distinguished by their light to dark sandy coat that is accented by a white stripe running underneath the body and on the hip. Tufts of fur on the ears provide protection from sand that might otherwise blow into their ears in the sometimes harsh winds of their semi-desert existence. The Jerboa lives in a burrow in the ground, which is kept sealed during the summer, when it tends to aestivate in the heat and left open during the winter. It comes out of its hair-lined burrow at night to feed on mostly roots, seeds and vegetation. Its behavior is primarily nocturnal. During its hunt for food, the Jerboa is known to cover many distances at night. One Jerboa was tracked as traveling 14 kilometers in one night! The greatest help in covering these long distances is the tail of the Jerboa, which helps to balance them as they move across the ground in leaps in bounds of several meters each. Oddly enough, though their hunt for food takes them long distances, the Jerboa very rarely seems to require water, and often in captivity they will turn it down for long periods of time. The Jerboa lives about five to six years in captivity and makes a quiet and affectionate companion. Because they are nocturnal they may be relatively noisy in the evening, this should be kept in mind before considering a Jerboa as a pet. When a Jerboa feels threatened, it will attempt to kick sand into its aggressor's face with its long hind feet.The Jerboa is small rodent with large eyes and a soft, sand-colored coat and a black and white tail tuft. The undersides are white or light, and each hip is adorned by a white stripe. They vary in length from five to 14 inches (including tail), with short forelegs, long hind legs and a long, tufted tail. The biggest variation in features tends to be the ears, which can range from small to long and slender, and the hind toes of the Jerboa, which can be three to five in number. The Jerboa weighs approximately 110 to 145 grams and is known to jump, from a standing position, over a meter in height!Specific Care Information: Relative Care Ease: Average The Jerboa enjoys dust baths. The kind of dust used for Chinchillas works well.


Breeding and Propagation: Relative Breeding Ease: Relatively Difficult. Captive breeding of the Jerboa is difficult. In the past when some zoos tried to breed the Jerboa, the offspring lived only a few days. More recently, some breeders have had a bit of success in breeding the Jerboa and give a few tips based on their experiences. First, the breeding Jerboas should be kept in a large aquarium with a wooden lid that has a ventilation hole covered with mesh wire in the middle of the top. Put some branches in the aquarium, so the Jerboas have something in which to climb in and hide. Heat may be added using a lamp, but only during the day. The material for the nest bedding should be created from hay and even some soft material from which the Jerboas can create a nest. After a gestation period of approximately 23 days, the female Jerboa will give birth to a litter of approximately one to four pups. The male can be allowed to say within the nest with the litter and the female. At approximately eight to ten weeks of age, the pups will be old enough to leave their parents and the nest. The female Jerboa can give birth up to every three months in captivity.

Monday, May 4, 2009